Right, time to update once more. Well, nothing much happened today. Oh, unless you count the fact that our class plans to err....self declare this coming thursday as our 'public' holiday. hahaz. Well, actually, we're skipping school this thursday to go to Bukit Cahaya to catch some bugs. No, serious. We have to catch 25 species of bugs as our Biology project. Imagine, 25 kinds! OMG, so dead..luckily, it's a group work, so my guess is that I won't be catching anything on that day. Hahaz! Well, catching it is one thing. Next, who's gonna preserve it! I mean, eew...we hafta keep them in our freezers together with our food and stuff. Sure, we're to wrap it in plastic bags/plastic containers/etc etc..but it's still gross and disgusting! Ugh! And this buggy icicles will be living in frozen hell for say...one month? Or at least, until it's properly dried up in the sun. Imagine, taking the poor bugs out for an exccesive suntan and then, back to the freezer once more every single day! Hahaz, poor bugs...Yeah, our 'beloved' MUET teacher just announced that she will be giving us holiday homework, which incidentally means 7 whole essays to complete! Arrgh, now my holidays doesn't sound like holidays anymore. What with Biology projects to complete, 7 essays to crack my brains on, and other subjects that I need to revise on, I'm DEAD!!! Ugh! Life really stinks at the moment. Oh yeah, she even told us these really weird yet funny excuses from a book she read. I think I remembered some of them.
1) I'm doing a survey on the reactions of a teacher when students do not pass up their homework, and that you are one of them.
2) My parents once told me that my memory space is mostly occupied by other stuff and that homework only occupies about 1.3% space in my memory. It's too bad that your homework is one of it.
3) My washing machine broke down and flooded the kitchen. So my dad called the plumber, in which he told us to get some stuff for him. So my dad and I went to the car to get them, but the car broke down and soon burst into flames halfway through. We couldn't go back so we called my mum. She immediately went to pick us up but had gotten stuck in a four-way traffic jam. When we finally reached home, there wasn't enough time for me to do your homework so my dad and I spent our remaining time folding paper boats as the place was still flooded.
4) I thought you were retrenched, so I didn't complete your homework
5) I'm so sorry, but I turned high-tech and started doing your homework on my computer. Just as I wanted to print out my work, I was called away. When I returned, I found out that my dog ATE my pentium!
Hahaz...really hilarious...we laughed and laughed especially at the way she expressed the excuses. I personally liked the one about the survey. Hmm....think our teacher will buy that one? Hehehe...